I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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