we have officially lost it.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i may or may not be watching the land before time
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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