what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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