You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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