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You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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