I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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