do herpes really smell.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
When did angry sex become our thing?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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