hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
ugly people sure do ruin things
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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