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just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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