he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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