I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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