I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Too much gin, very little bucket
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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