JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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