Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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