Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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