My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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