She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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