How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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