: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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