A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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