I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
