Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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