she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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