we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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