I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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