i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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