On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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