Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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