Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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