well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
