So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
wanna go halves on a baby?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
