okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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