hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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