I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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