I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Hello my rib-scented angel!
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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