Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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