Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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