How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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