do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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