You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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