38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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