scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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