we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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