we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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