i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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