if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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