I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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