when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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