508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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