i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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