Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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