true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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