honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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