The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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