haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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