Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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