ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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